I dreamt this last night, this exact moment. And that’s how I looked in my dream too. Which thankfully, I looked nothing like in real life. When I woke up, I had a brief moment of confusion, because I was torn between wanting to check to mirror to see if I was really looked like that, and running to the bathroom to brush my teeth.
I really ought to start keeping a dream journal. My girlfriend’s been telling me to do it for a while, after all. And I’ve regaled my friends with enough embarrassing/surreal/funny vivid dream imagery, I may as well share them with the rest of the world.
